I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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