Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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