bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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