I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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