At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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