Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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