I just pynch a tree in the face
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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