She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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