lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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