My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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