He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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