I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
