i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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