awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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