i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
This is the high leading the old right now
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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