I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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