so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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