so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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