just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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