Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
this will be a night to untag.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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