you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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