Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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