Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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