$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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