she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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