It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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