I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
