You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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