haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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