when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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