The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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