she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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