We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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