highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just high enough for therapy.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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