Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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