eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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