She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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