I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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