You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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