No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
