terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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