Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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