he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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