better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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