batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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