.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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