so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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