I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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