i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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