i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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